I was reading about Micheal Phelps and his Asian lady, a cocktail waitress from Las Vegas. Even though he is revered as an Olympian God, many still view the Phelps as being a little awkward and dorky looking. There’s a random post mocking the Olympic winner for following into the footsteps of every nerd’s dream, by dating the “prerequisite” Asian chick. Needless to say, some were offended about the issue of Asian girls being seen as “dweeb” trophies. Honestly, I think the whole matter deserves a few chuckles. Seriously, there are worse things that could be said. Meh, I guess that makes me a Geek lover. I fully embrace that title without shame. Guarantee! Comes with a functioning brain! Mum and Dad, you should be proud of me!
Tonight, my sister’s Sharpei dog and my mini-Schnauzer dog showed concern upon hearing the video. I mean, it must be some kind of underlying secret dog language. I ain’t no dog translator but seeing the dogs’ concerned faces, I’m presuming that the dog in the video:
A) wants to be fed, fed, fed…( Happens ALLLLLLLLLLLL the time with my own dogs)
B) wants to pee pee so badly ( happens ALLLLL the time with my own dogs)
C) wants to sleeeeeep….. ( Again, ALLLLLLL the time)
D) wants to save the earth by promoting more ecological ways of picking up its doo-doo ( highly doubt i)
E) Wait! discovered an antidote to dispel/eliminate cats????! (hmmmm, that’s a close one!)
In a realistic doggie dog world, I would say that the dog is deprived of a) b) c). I can most def. understand the dog’s predicament. I would also alert the neighbors with that high octane yap! Feast your ears!
Our Yoko the Shar Pei aka the Tormentor
Our Chloe aka the Wise one
I am at it again…
Look, I am loving these wacky tacky videos. I can’t help it. It’s an addiction. So whatevs, I like these. They’re my vices. And you are the few lucky ones whom I care to share them with. Anyvices, this one is a gem. Kick it with me!
So ahead of us!!!!! North America, hello?
Hearing about the prop 8 passing in California, I am feeling a bit annoyed by the sheer ignorance and shortsightedness of our generation. It discriminates gays of the legal rights to get married. I mean, my family was able to come here to North America. And let me tell you, there was loads of discrimination against all visible minorities before the 70’s. So why such an adversary stance in the year 2000’s? Really???? I am here to let you know that Nepal has accepted the same sex union. NEPAL!!!!! This little country between India and Tibet has legalized same sex union. I think that California is going backwards. Nepal, you’re the Shizzle!
Ok boyz, this one is for you….girlz, it’s ok not to like them….
After posting so many half naked men (I know that some of you don’t mind), I posted Victoria Secret Model pics…Blah blah blah….here you go….Wait! What’s more important?!!! Bikini clad bubbled head girls, hockey or football recaps? Choose!
How about a trip back to memory lane with our dearest and lovable Mark Wahlberg aka Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
Say hi to your mutha for me…
Since we are still on the same topic with our beloved Mark W. aka serious actor, I had to post an old vid ( to which many of you had already viewed virally through MOI). I really think that it deserves another mention. It still cracks me up. Andy Samberg kills it!
Update: The original SNL links of “Mark Wahlberg talks to animals” are down. So here is a clip with Mark responding to the skit in question. Luv it!
There’s nothing better than….
…seeing the next “Shakira” bumping and grinding to Brit’s “I Am a Slave 4 U” in his “ever changing poster” room. I mean, hell, homegirl can bust moves way better than us little commoners gathered together! His moves have a dizzying effect on my brain. Whatevs, it’s a good high…Dance, Troy Miller! Dance, I say!
The Hawtness has landed.
So I am going to jump onto the gravy train of fluttering hearts for the new matinee idol du jour: Robert Pattison, from Twilight movie. Vampire or not, he is the new “it” boy in the teen demographics. Malls, movie theaters, daytime shows are packed with hormonal teens wanting a piece of this creature. He looks yummier than any bloody T-Bone. Bite him!
Nano”whatnow”?
Obama hysteria has taken up to a whole new level. It’s now called Nanobamas! Nanotechnology at its best! Microscopic portraits of the next American President are the size of a needle’s head. A professor from the University of Michigan is the brain child behind this amusing challenge. What next???? I would luv nano”in-laws”! That way, I can lose them very easily if they get on my last nano”nerve”. Nano! Nano!
My name is Jack Bauer
To all of you in need of a “24″ fix, Jack is back. Hell yeah, it’s about time! I was getting weak and dizzy from withdrawal. Keifer is bringing his sexy mug to the screen in a two-hour TV movie to continue where it left off before the writer’s strike. Ohhhh baby, let the chase continue…If only, he would chase after little me. Bauer, baby, Jack Bauer!
To anyone who knows me personally, I am not really good at keeping this blog updated. I don’t always have anything interesting to say nor to post. Probably because, by the time I get around to posting an article, you’ve probably read it already ten times during the day on other blogs. But do not despair, I will always try and find those rare gems for your eyes only. So let us begin!
How about an afternoon delight, anyone?
Who says that working at an ad agency is not creative? Two ad agency employees were probably trying to find inspiration for their next ad campaign by having sex at the office. The guy who filmed it, got fired but the two “happy freeskies” kept their jobs. Go figure! Anylosers, I thought the video was a snoozer, like watching a telecast of the Oscar speeches…But that’s only in my opinion. It’s all about the branding, baby!
Sh*ts and Giggles
I am going to repost the link of the infamous video of the SNL Beyonce with Timberlake. Kudos to SNL for this skit. Nothing is sexier than seeing flaming heteros (Andy Samberg and Timberlake) bustin’ out dance moves with Beyonce aka Sasha Fierce (FYI: Ridiculous moniker). It’s hilarious!
Hittin’ this
I fell in love with this video but even more with this song. First up, The video is sick. I mean damn, these boyz have skillz up to the ying yang. I can barely slide across the floor without running into the wall. Second, the song makes me want to kick it a notch and go bust out any moves or at least pretend to in my head. In case you are tempted to find the guys behind this song, “Beggin”, it’s Madcon. They’re two guys from Norway. Be amazed!
I know that in one of my previous post, I had mentioned that my girl Ani had only Gerald Butler in her heart. I was lying. She actually is two-timing him. Yes, the girl gets around. Her heart actually flutters for another god and his name is Hugh Jackman. That manly Aussie with that rugged face, that charismatic smile, that body, that acting career, can also have a bad camera day. Proof that you can’t have it all.
I had to laugh when I saw this YouTube video. It’s an ad airing only in Australia and you’ll probably understand why, unless you are an emotionless droid. In anyvideo, it’s a good start to my afternoon. Hopefully, it will have the same tickle me effect on you.
Monsieur Gerald Butler is turning 39. This is eye-candy for my girl Ani. He is the one and only man in her heart. One day, these two kindred spirits will unite in this world, gallivanting through the unspoiled fields of Scotland, having their ten little “MINI-ME”s in tow. Ah, such is life.
HAPPY HAPPY B-DAY Gerald!
Swoon!
Brace yourselves kids! Your fave childhood games are coming to life!
Yes, you read right! Courtesy of Ridley Scott (the man behind such movies as Blade Runner, Gladiator and American Gangster) will be at the helm of the Monopoly movie. Ridley Scott, you say? Yeah, I think that most bloggers, including myself, are all scratching their heads in unison; wondering “why him?”. Maybe he wants to fulfill a childhood fantasy or fix the time he got bullied into handing over all of his Monopoly money to his little sister in charge of the Bank. Who knows?!!!! All I want is my board, my top hat, my colored Benjamins on Park Avenue to come alive. You know? Now that’s my own childhood fantasy!
Okay, so it’s a given that I am a sucker for animals and I can’t help pimping my own dogs when I walk them around town to get the “whouuuuu, ahhhhhhh”, “they are so adorable”. So this time, I am going to favor the competition for the sake of sharing this cute find. Here are these little pups putting a 24 hr live feed show for the whole world to stare at: they sleep, cuddle, sleep more, toss, turn and sleep some more on each other. The days of our puppy lives!
Seal makes me swoon! Whatever he is singing in this cover song, I say ”yes! It’s a man’s world!” I don’t care! I just want to start dancing across my bedroom floor whilst croaking to this song. God help my neighbors! Enjoy!
Frown with:
Strangest sad funeral:
This story held my attention. A woman dies instantaneously whilst heading towards to her husbands’ funeral. But there’s a twist! Read on...
Heaven forbid that I am addicted to ”24” with our gorgeous Canadian Keifer Sutherland. I am watching season 2 and 6 on DVD. It’s like crack to me. I cannot seem to hit the damn pause button. My neurons are frazzled/dazzled from the non-stop action. It’s all about saving the world: one heart pounding season at a time. I mean, seriously, after eleven episodes, where in the hell is this bomb? Now, I understand all the fanfare surrounding the show after five years in the making. Yes, I’ve now relinquished my ”24” late bloomer title. Golf claps!
As I was scavenging for new vids, I fell upon this hilarious video: my First Asian Boy. It’s a parody of American Boy by Estelle. Timothy DeLaGhetto aka Traphik did a spot on job. The Asian innuendos made me cackle. You be the judge of it! Enjoy!
Who wants to Marry a Fruit? (no, no, not that kind)
This piece of old news still deserves a few chuckles. This brings a whole new level to love at first. I mean to each its own, right? The Pineapple Lover
Instructions Not Included: when it comes to DIY cosmetic surgery
There are all forms of addictions out there. And hopefully, this one will scare you away faster than you can say ”noplasticsurgeryforme!”. Dare to enter!
Instructions ARE Included: with DIY gadgets
I am no rocket science, tho I wish on my parents genius genes that I were (ain’t happening). God only knows how many Prada bags were sacrificed to the Almighty in order to possess Stephen Hawking’s geniosity. But all is not lost mum and dad! I am still a closeted nerd when it comes to techware. My love of strange gadgets has never waned off. Thanx to this great DIY site and to Lalya for sending me this link. GEEK IT!
Whilst still being in the realm of Nerdville, drool over this:
E.T! I can now go home!
That’s quite an UPGRADE in gaming. It’s a fully functional 4 foot SNES for the avid gamer! You can find out more by peeping the source/link below.
