- SNL SNL! Justin Timberlake is Hilarious!
- Hairiest man in China
- Black Toilet paper is the new black
- I heart Elmo again!
- Yet another mop…
- Girl, what?
- Giggles…Evil snickers…
- Enough Said
- The world has now gone to the dogs!
- Aliens, UFOs, are we alone?
- Say what? Insane!
- Shout Outs: Rugged Scotsman
- I Still Heart TheBale: Terminator 4 Movie
- Movies, Kick buttin’ Movies: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
- Nooooo, shame (MyIdol) Christian Bale, my vegan friend….
- Igloofest in Montreal
- Every President has a hottie on his staff
- Sexy Ad
- Obama, need I say more.
- The return of furry videos
- And in strange sites
- In Strange Pictures
- Heartin’ this!
- Eggnog, Migraines, Hangovers, Slurrrrrrs are almost over for 2008…
- Luv them Animals!
- MyBag and YourBag
- Xmas past gift ideas 2008, perhaps?
- We don’t negotiate with terrorists!
- Dog saves injured Dog
- Andy Samberg did it again!
- My smokey HAZE
- Yup, she’s back!
- What can I say?! Peep it!
- It’s Hawt
- Cackles, Giggles and Much More…
- Aww, What’s not to Like
Pharrell you won my heart when it comes to BIG MAC CUTENESS! You should be the next McDonald’s poster boy…Check out the French reaction in Gay Paris airport…Hilarious! Proof that even with money/charm/dance skillz, you can’t get a Big Mac that easily. Luv it!
Wow! That’s quite an astonishing sight…Instead of hiding his condition, China’s hairiest man,Yu Zhenhuan, decided to rock out throughout China with his band. That guy does stand proud! I know that if I were him, I would probably hit all the pharmacies and stores to buy all those Nair wax products for my upkeep. Hell, I would find a way to buyout NAIR itself.
I love the concept of the black toilet paper…Very chic indeed…Goes with everything…
Nothing beats Elmo and Ricky Gervais together! Hilarity ensues!
In the world of crazy ideas, I thought this deserved a huge giggle….Why not? The human baby mop is a funny and entertaining idea.You sit and sip on your tea while your baby cleans your floors until he pays all of his dues for making you suffer during childbirth! Would be great with an army of babies sweeping across my place…The Swiffer mop is going out of business! Another one for the Christmas wish list…
Well, again, I found another winner for you to discover. This portable female urination device is perfect when after you’ve knocked a few drinks, you really, really, need to relieve yourself and there’s a huge lineup to the bathroom at the bar. What do you do? You go TAAAAADA! Whip out the GoGirl and go to the nearest corner behind the bar for a fast tinkle just like the boyz…Something to think about for your next Christmas wish list, ladies! GoGirl, GoGirl!
Since I do not have cable TV (yes, I don’t have cable TV…No need to remind me), I like to peruse through many blogs and try to find that rare gem. Lo and behold, I fell upon this hilarious site about hot girls with guys, who are obviously obsessed with themselves (dress and pose in their all-too douchery glory). In all honesty, a mirror should be permanently welded into their hands ‘cuz they really do leave the house and miss that BIG spot check! Check out the site, it’s hilarious! Douches…
Here is another funny video to explain the epidemic! Parents don’t let your kids out like that!
This koala was parched and hurt due to the incredible bushfire ravaging Australia. A volunteer firefighter found him lost and bewildered in the midst of the chaos. He ran to it and gave him water. David Tree is now considered a PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) hero for doing such a heroic and compassionate gesture. Wow! Another tearjerker!
Big ups for my little STUMP. The Sussex spanial won the 132nd Annual Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show in New York City on Tuesday night! The cute-ster is 10 years old in dog years and had retired a week ago from competition, but his handler decided to enter him for one last show. And Stump won! Wow! A 70 year old, in human years, won the most prestigious title of all dog pageants! He is the oldest doggie to win! Yeeeeeehaaaaaaa….
There’s an interesting article from the BBC homepage about intelligent civilizations outside of our own galaxy. It’s a good read if you feel up to it. Very geeky and future-minded!
I can hardly get my Algebra right and let alone finish a whole puzzle made out of only 100 pieces in a day. So how does this guy do it with Rubik’s Cube? He holds the 7.08 seconds World Record at the 2008 Czech Open Pardubice? Admire Erik Akkersdijk, who credits his girlfriend for his title. So sweet. Be amazed! Don’t let your eyes off the cube…Mind boggling…
I share this with Ani and with many more out there, who swoon over this man. Please share with others, ladies (even gents).
After he unleashed the Thunder within, unmercifully, onto a DP on his new movie set, TheBaleTemper, Christian Bale pretty much caused some kind of PR ruckus around the new up-coming movie Terminator4: Salvation.
Damn you Bale! I can’t quit you!
AnyLossOfBaleSanity, check out the trailer:
G.I Joe the Movie is coming out and I hate being teased…Girls and guys can drool over Sienna Miller and Tatum Channing. The action super heroes are coming out onto the big screen!
Trailer for Fall 2009:
Oh my, my holy ears...TheBale temper is back. What happened to my soooo righteous Batman aka Bruce Wayne. I knew that Bale had a temper but this takes the cake. On the new Terminator: Salvation set, he lost it on a crew member. And wow, the wrath that ensued onto the poor cast member. I would go crying to my mother after that (but that’s besides the point)…That voice most definitely reminds me of American Psycho Patrick Bateman style. I am all for “The Method Acting” but I think that he needs a breather, a sabbatical…I feel bad for him. Something ain’t right in his water. Karma bites…
BTW: if you listen carefully, the “… adadadaaa…” part is kinda funny as hell (but again, that’s besides the point)
Hear it for yourself:
Bale, you need a BREATHER….I think he needs to play this song to chill out, I know that I do when I am about to lose it.
I’m usually not a huge fan of the COLD!!!!!! But I hauled myself out there in Old Montreal at -18C with my buddies for some electro music. Yeah, we are crazy like that in Quebec, Canada. Hot blooded people. And I did not regret it at all. James Holden and Evil Nine did not disappoint. I seriously lost half of my glue wine while jumping around like a frozen bean in the mass of music lovers. It was simply amazing….Despite, the sub-freeze temp., I found the inner zen to enjoy and scream out in delight my fave DJs’ names, like a total groupie without shame…I could not hold it back…I am still on this strange high…
This song killed the night: Justice Phantom Part two (Soulwax remix)
Here’s the Igloofest!
And no, I am not talking about Lewinsky. I am devoting this post to Jon Favreau ‘cuz he is without a doubt a very, very good looking man. He is accredited for writing those memorable speeches during and after Obama’s win. Did I mentioned that he is only a 27 year old and is to serve in President Barack Obama’s White House as Director of Speechwriting? Yeah, he is the second youngest chief White House speechwriter on record.
FYI: He is of French Canadian descent. Snap! It makes him more exotic, sexy and scrumptious.
Men, this is why you stop eating meat. Good enough reason? Besides, killing furry animals is sad. Don’t dig it. Veggies for your thoughts.
Do you know your US presidents?
I admire the man, his charismatic wife, the whole family and even the dog. The inauguration was profoundly…..well, there are no words to describe it. Millions people bunked out to get a glimpse of him in DC. He is most def. the million dollar man. So I’ve found this great, chronological site on Obama’s life in pictures. Watch and learn about the44th American President. This president is for the books, for years to come.
I like this one. It was my first introduction into world of odd animal behavior through the internet. Well, nothing is MISSION IMPOSSIBLE for this ninja cat! Cue the theme song!
There’s this site that dumbfounds me. I keep on scratching my head, wondering how do people get turned on by this fetish called “masking”. We all have our kinks/kicks but, this one takes it to a whole new level. Take a tour in the world of Masking!
There’s something really wrong….Can you spot it?
Vids vids vids…..
This video is a gem. I had to ask my dear friend Sabina if I could post this video up without offending her heritage. Instead, I got the biggest giggles out of her and her blessings. So I’m gonna share it with you and you can laugh, laugh and dance…or move on….This one’s for you Sab!
Like the White Rabbit in Alice in Wonderland lamenting running late, I am ( unfortunately, yes, as always) well behind my rants and awes for my fun little side experiment. Don’t ever give up on it for your amusement….So to make up for it, I’ve concocted together a mini segment of what you might or might not have missed before the end of 2008… Let us begin!
Oscar nod for the Furry Animal!
This video is stellar! You wonder where he got those acting chops…Must be after years of scurrying around bin cans and looking over its shoulder…If looks could only kill….Thanks Odie for the video!
Don’t care if it’s not Hipster….
I am gonna tell you one thing; there is nothing better than watching animals brightening your day; even if you are a cold hearted brute…They have the funniest antics….And they are funny looking too….And best of all, they are furry!
Eat your heart out!
Flip! This kitty should be my new star….
From the little one????? My ears!!!!!!
There are things that I say YES to and things that I say NAY to! Guess which is which? How dare they?
* Bet you my dogs would luv to get their paws on one of these, of course to my mother’s horror…. She swears by Channel.
BEST WEIRD IN-FLIGHT GIFT IDEAS BY SKYMALL FOR 2008
Sky Mall entices the ever so-gullible passenger (me) creative gifts suggestions, while flying and pondering what useless things would satisfied the bored mind during the in-flight movies. Here are the tops:
I personally like the pet observation dome…That’s how everyone should spy on their neighbors….
- 1. Double Umbrella
- 2. Pet Observation Dome
- 3. 40 ft. Marshmallow Bazooka
- 4. Animated Hitch Critters
- 5. The Slanket
- 6. Flair Hair Visor
- 7. Wine and Liquor Accelerator
- 8. Embellished Bible
- 9. Flying Alarm Clock
- 10. Truck Antlers
Admittedly, I’ve yet to see Tropic Thunder even though I knew that TheCruise has a cameo appearance in it. I’m a huge fan of the couch jumping Scientologist even if he might come off as tad bit neurotic. All in all, the guy is genuine in the heart. After hearing about his Golden Globe nomination for his role as Les Grossman and from my dear Odie, I had to check out this acclaimed role. It’s most def. worth laughing cuz it’s a far cry from his “serious” characters. You can see for yourself what the obvious buzz is all about: bzzzz bzzz
It’s all loads of fun when I write ‘cuz I laugh all by myself, wanting to let you in on the joke. But when I come upon a video like this one, about a dog saving another one, I can’t help but only be awed and saddened. I am sucker for animals. It’s a tearjerker.
After a grueling 7 hour drive back to my home state of MTL from NYC, I needed a little somethin’, somethin’ to make me laugh before conking out completely in my bed. I see this corny video and know that I will smile tonight in my sleep. Oh yeah, can you spot Timberlake? GNITE!
Old Hits from the Bong
Well, this is indeed a first. Scientists have discovered the world’s oldest ganja in the Gobi desert of Mongolia. Hoards of it was discovered buried with a mummie in a 2,700-year-old grave. This potent psychoactive reefer was used for spiritual and medicinal purposes.
Boyz and girlz, she’s back. With a documentary under her belt, her hair, her moxie, her moves (sorta) and chewing gum smacking, they are all back. She’s the American comeback. Welcome back, girl! Check out Britney’s album below. It’s not bad minus the dramz…
The Human Fish and his Asian Trophy
I was reading about Micheal Phelps and his Asian lady, a cocktail waitress from Las Vegas. Even though he is revered as an Olympian God, many still view the Phelps as being a little awkward and dorky looking. There’s a random post mocking the Olympic winner for following into the footsteps of every nerd’s dream, by dating the “prerequisite” Asian chick. Needless to say, some were offended about the issue of Asian girls being seen as “dweeb” trophies. Honestly, I think the whole matter deserves a few chuckles. Seriously, there are worse things that could be said. Meh, I guess that makes me a Geek lover. I fully embrace that title without shame. Guarantee! Comes with a functioning brain! Mum and Dad, you should be proud of me!
It’s a BIGGER step up from this:
It’s a Dog-Eat-Dog world…
Tonight, my sister’s Sharpei dog and my mini-Schnauzer dog showed concern upon hearing the video. I mean, it must be some kind of underlying secret dog language. I ain’t no dog translator but seeing the dogs’ concerned faces, I’m presuming that the dog in the video:
A) wants to be fed, fed, fed…( Happens ALLLLLLLLLLLL the time with my own dogs)
B) wants to pee pee so badly ( happens ALLLLL the time with my own dogs)
C) wants to sleeeeeep….. ( Again, ALLLLLLL the time)
D) wants to save the earth by promoting more ecological ways of picking up its doo-doo ( highly doubt i)
E) Wait! discovered an antidote to dispel/eliminate cats????! (hmmmm, that’s a close one!)
In a realistic doggie dog world, I would say that the dog is deprived of a) b) c). I can most def. understand the dog’s predicament. I would also alert the neighbors with that high octane yap! Feast your ears!
I am at it again…
Look, I am loving these wacky tacky videos. I can’t help it. It’s an addiction. So whatevs, I like these. They’re my vices. And you are the few lucky ones whom I care to share them with. Anyvices, this one is a gem. Kick it with me!
So ahead of us!!!!! North America, hello?
Hearing about the prop 8 passing in California, I am feeling a bit annoyed by the sheer ignorance and shortsightedness of our generation. It discriminates gays of the legal rights to get married. I mean, my family was able to come here to North America. And let me tell you, there was loads of discrimination against all visible minorities before the 70’s. So why such an adversary stance in the year 2000’s? Really???? I am here to let you know that Nepal has accepted the same sex union. NEPAL!!!!! This little country between India and Tibet has legalized same sex union. I think that California is going backwards. Nepal, you’re the Shizzle!
Ok boyz, this one is for you….girlz, it’s ok not to like them….
After posting so many half naked men (I know that some of you don’t mind), I posted Victoria Secret Model pics…Blah blah blah….here you go….Wait! What’s more important?!!! Bikini clad bubbled head girls, hockey or football recaps? Choose!
I like DeNiro and Elmo together.
Enough said….So sue me…Can’t help it…
Nothing comes between me and my Calvins….
How about a trip back to memory lane with our dearest and lovable Mark Wahlberg aka Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
Say hi to your mutha for me…
Since we are still on the same topic with our beloved Mark W. aka serious actor, I had to post an old vid ( to which many of you had already viewed virally through MOI). I really think that it deserves another mention. It still cracks me up. Andy Samberg kills it!
Update: The original SNL links of “Mark Wahlberg talks to animals” are down. So here is a clip with Mark responding to the skit in question. Luv it!
There’s nothing better than….
…seeing the next “Shakira” bumping and grinding to Brit’s “I Am a Slave 4 U” in his “ever changing poster” room. I mean, hell, homegirl can bust moves way better than us little commoners gathered together! His moves have a dizzying effect on my brain. Whatevs, it’s a good high…Dance, Troy Miller! Dance, I say!
The Hawtness has landed.
So I am going to jump onto the gravy train of fluttering hearts for the new matinee idol du jour: Robert Pattison, from Twilight movie. Vampire or not, he is the new “it” boy in the teen demographics. Malls, movie theaters, daytime shows are packed with hormonal teens wanting a piece of this creature. He looks yummier than any bloody T-Bone. Bite him!
Obama hysteria has taken up to a whole new level. It’s now called Nanobamas! Nanotechnology at its best! Microscopic portraits of the next American President are the size of a needle’s head. A professor from the University of Michigan is the brain child behind this amusing challenge. What next???? I would luv nano”in-laws”! That way, I can lose them very easily if they get on my last nano”nerve”. Nano! Nano!
My name is Jack Bauer
To all of you in need of a “24” fix, Jack is back. Hell yeah, it’s about time! I was getting weak and dizzy from withdrawal. Keifer is bringing his sexy mug to the screen in a two-hour TV movie to continue where it left off before the writer’s strike. Ohhhh baby, let the chase continue…If only, he would chase after little me. Bauer, baby, Jack Bauer!